Fuck Yeah Sorkin TV

poundgrape:

“Alyson, did you know I speak four languages?” 

(via damelola)

(via dreamsthatglitter)

jessbakescakes:

Casey: Hey, did you catch the stats in the Philadelphia-Anaheim game?
Natalie: Can you believe it?
Casey: 179 penalty minutes.
Natalie: In a 60-minute game.
Casey: That’s crazy.
Natalie: Not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties.
Casey: What?
Natalie: Hmm?
Casey: What’d you say?
Natalie: When?
Casey: Just then.
Natalie: Nothing.
Casey: Dana came back from dinner without her panties?
Natalie: No.
Casey: Why’d you say she did?
Natalie: It’s just an expression.
Casey: You said it’s not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties.
Natalie: Well, technically it’s not, Casey.

-Sports Night 2x04 “Louise Revisited”

Rebecca: There’s nothing about you I don’t hate.
Dan: And yet you’re mysteriously drawn to me.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

lizznotliz:

Jeremy: Here’s another one: “When you return to your quarters, strip in a room free of drafts and let two men rub you gently with soft Turkish towels.”
Natalie: Jeremy—
Jeremy: “Then they should rub you with coarser towels to quicken the circulation and harden the skin.”
Natalie: Jeremy—
Jeremy: There’s a joke to be made there, I just couldn’t get the bat off my shoulder.

Sports Night 2x11: The Cut Man Cometh

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brokenrecord:

Dan: Excuse me, Casey, but Ruth didn’t build the house this evening, did he?
Casey: No, Dan, and thank you very much for correcting my every mistake no matter how small, oh these many years.
Dan: What are friends for?
Casey: Annoying the hell out of you?
Dan: Exactly.

Top 5 Non-Canon Ships:  4. Dan/Casey (Sports Night)