Casey: Hey, did you catch the stats in the Philadelphia-Anaheim game? Natalie: Can you believe it? Casey: 179 penalty minutes. Natalie: In a 60-minute game. Casey: That’s crazy. Natalie: Not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties. Casey: What? Natalie: Hmm? Casey: What’d you say? Natalie: When? Casey: Just then. Natalie: Nothing. Casey: Dana came back from dinner without her panties? Natalie: No. Casey: Why’d you say she did? Natalie: It’s just an expression. Casey: You said it’s not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties. Natalie: Well, technically it’s not, Casey.
Jeremy: Here’s another one: “When you return to your quarters, strip in a room free of drafts and let two men rub you gently with soft Turkish towels.” Natalie: Jeremy— Jeremy: “Then they should rub you with coarser towels to quicken the circulation and harden the skin.” Natalie: Jeremy— Jeremy: There’s a joke to be made there, I just couldn’t get the bat off my shoulder.
Dan: Excuse me, Casey, but Ruth didn’t build the house this evening, did he? Casey: No, Dan, and thank you very much for correcting my every mistake no matter how small, oh these many years. Dan: What are friends for? Casey: Annoying the hell out of you? Dan: Exactly.
Top 5 Non-Canon Ships: 4. Dan/Casey (Sports Night)